Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Republicans

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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