What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Not Steve Jobs

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