What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Anti Joke

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