Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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The Pope

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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123 Main street

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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shea kisses a girl

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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