- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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