there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Womens rights

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Obama

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Womens rights.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Knock Knock.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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