In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Penal Dysfunction

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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