- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What causes floods? Too much water.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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