- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

YEAH THEY DO.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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