Knock knock. Death.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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hey bill!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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