Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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My name is Harry.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Who has downs this joke

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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