- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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