How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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rose are red violets should be purple

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Fiats

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Dubstep < Music

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Anti Joke

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