A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Reed is poopin

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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