KKK

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I'm a like whore

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Good boy

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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This is an anti-joke.

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poo

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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monkey sponge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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