What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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