- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all these jokes suck ass

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

womens rights

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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