- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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