knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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a ginger has a soul

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Obama

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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