What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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What are we then hypocrites?

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Butt Sex.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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I was born.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Anti Joke

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