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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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