What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Knock Knock.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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