Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Straight men can be bronies.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What's cold and icy? Ice

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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