what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Welcome to die!

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Yo mamas so fat

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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