why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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