a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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*insert joke here*

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Gay's rights

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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