what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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