If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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pickle juice?

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Proof reading

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I never asked for this.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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all these jokes suck ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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