- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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