Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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