- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What's the deal with airline food?

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

Soccer...

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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