What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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vbh

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Gay's rights

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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american government

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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