What time is it? 10:58

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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2 women were sitting quietly

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Your mom.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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