So. The gays. ...

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Your time.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Gianni

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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