- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

So. The gays. ...

Your time.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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