Trashcan!

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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a man walks into horse bar

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Bloody kids ...

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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