- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

for keeps?

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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