Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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