Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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