Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What's the deal with airline food?

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Guess What! HI!

obama

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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