What causes floods? Too much water.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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connor sucks

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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vbh

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Gay's rights

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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