- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homosexuals are gay.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

^that joke a piece of shit

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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