I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Butt Sex.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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