A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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connor sucks

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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