- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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