Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Pickles

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Women Driving.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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