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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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