What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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