- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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