man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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