why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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this is gay

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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she wasn't 18

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Mrs. Welsh

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Anti Joke

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