What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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i like turtals and kids

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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