A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Womens' Rights

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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