What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

i like tits

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

religion.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

obama's promises

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

for keeps?

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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