what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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The Pope

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What are we then hypocrites?

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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