what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What time is it? 10:58

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Obama

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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