A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What is cold? Winter

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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