How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Fox News.

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