You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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poop is very very yummy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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The Pope

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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