- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Knock Knock.

guess what? chicken butt.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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