- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Are you Drew?

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

whats 2+2? 4

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Cancer.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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