- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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