I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

toast points

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

twilight

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

where are you?

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

69

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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