Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Womens' Rights

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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