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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

american government

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

YOLO.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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