What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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