What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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YOLO.

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Girls

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I'm a like whore

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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since when?

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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