- Anti Joke

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.