whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Alex Eggbert

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Obama

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Gay's rights

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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