How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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connor sucks

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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The Pope

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neil patrick harris

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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