- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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