- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

It smells like triangles in here.

Are you Drew?

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Your time.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Yo mamas so fat

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Shit!

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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