A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Wade

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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