Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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I killed someone today. :D

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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womens rights to vote

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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