Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How did the girl die? 25.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Johnson stops eating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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