What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Women's rights

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

womens rights

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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