whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

womens rights

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Women's rights

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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