In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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