Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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